Exhibit A: Darkseid’s lackey, Desaad, is none other than the Emperor from Star Wars!
If your lackey rules a galaxy far, far away, then you must be BAD.
Q.E.D.
Of course the term 'lackey' is harsh...scheming underling?
In brightest day, in the blackest night, No awesome shall escape my sight...
*sigh*
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a lackey. I've got kids, but it's just not the same.
lol, Sally! I thought kids would make perfect lackeys!
ReplyDeleteAnd why is Emperor Palpatine Darkseid's lackey? Well, you know, now that the prequels are over, Darth Sidious needed to make a little money on the side. I hear new gods pay well.
Everbody wants lackeys, except their work would have nothing to do with conquering the universe. No, it would be along the lines of, "I've got a heap of laundry that needs to be done" or "I'm really craving my favourite snack...Lackey, come hither."
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